Read another back to school poem.

The Store

You can cash in your coupons for cooties.
Strange smells will sell for a cent.
You can purchase your pimples for pennies,
or if you'd prefer you may rent.

Lanky limbs sell for a dollar.
Greasy hair goes for a dime.
The clothes that I sell are the coolest,
'cause they're colored bright orange and lime.

See my cousin has just started high school,
and he says that he's stylish and in.
So, I'm starting a store for all people
who wish to be stylish like him.


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