The Kindergarten Concert
The kindergarten concert was an interesting show.
Peter walked onto the stage and yelled, "I have to go!"
Katie was embarrassed, but she had nowhere to hide.
She raised her dress to hide her face. Her mother almost died.
Keith removed his tie and said, "It's ugly dad. I hate it!"
David picked his nose on stage. What's worse is that he ate it.
They sang their song, and Wyatt burped, then he did a dance.
Michael fell while spinning round. Peter wet his pants.
The music teacher, at the end, said, "There, I'm glad that's done."
The kindergarten bowed and said, "Let's sing another one!"

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