My Science Report 
All things are attracted by gravy.
I'm sure that you all will agree
if suddenly there was no gravy
Oh what a strange world it would be.

The astronauts have zero gravy.
No gravy would be a real curse.
The thought of a day with no gravy
makes my stomach work in reverse.

It keeps all the planets in orbit.
Yes, gravy is strong, sure enough.
And Jupiter has so much gravy
that you could be crushed by the stuff.

That science report taught a lesson,
(though it's score was much less than ideal):
Don't write your report about gravity 
right before a big Thanksgiving meal.

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