My New School My teacher looks like Dracula. We learn of blood and bats The playground's home to toads and trolls, lizards, newts and rats. The nurse claims she can raise the dead. The janitor's a ghost. The cook looks like Medusa serving toe-jam spread on toast. The scary secretary starts each morning with a, "BOO!" The principal is Frankenstein -- a grad from Scary U. The kids are little monsters I really don't fit in. I don't have fangs or pointy claws or warts upon my chin. And cause I am so different my classmates call me dummy. So, I'll dress up tomorrow as a toilet paper mummy. Copyright © 2006, Robert Pottle All Rights Reserved |