The Store

 
You can cash in your coupons for cooties. 
Strange smells will sell for a cent. 
You can purchase your pimples for pennies, 
or if you'd prefer you may rent. 
 
Lanky limbs sell for a dollar. 
Greasy hair goes for a dime. 
The clothes that I sell are the coolest, 
'cause they're colored bright orange and lime. 
 
See my cousin has just started high school, 
and he says that he's stylish and in. 
So, I'm starting a store for all people 
who wish to be stylish like him. 

 
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