What I've Learned at School

 
At school I've learned a lot of things I really like to do.
Like running in the hallway and eating gobs of glue.
I've learned I'm good at making pencils dangle from my nose.
I've learned to hum and pop my gum. I practice and it shows.
I've learned I like to cut in line and love to cut the cheese.
I've learned to fake a burp, an cough and even fake a sneeze.
You'd think with all this learning I'd be doing well at school.
But everything I learn to do seems to break a rule.

 
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