I've Been Working on My Homework
To the tune of "I've Been Working on My Homework"

 
I've been working on my homework
all the live long day.
I've been working on my homework
which I'd like to throw away.

What on earth's a preposition?
Seventeen multiplied by four?
Why's a platypus a mammal?
Can't take this no more!

Teacher I don't know.
Wish that you would go,
and bother someone else today. I say,

teacher I don't know.
Wish that you would go,
and bother someone else today.

Someone knows the capital of China.
Someone knows the answer but I don't know. Oh -
Someone knows about Forty-Niners.
Someone does, but I don't know. Oh no.

A - E - I - O - U.
A - E - I - O - U - O - U. Oh -
A - E - I - O - U.
"Y" can be a vowel too, it's true.


 
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