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The Top of My Hot Dog To the tune of "On Top of Old Smoky"
The top of my hot dog
is no longer bare.
It now has a topping
I didn't want there.
I ordered a hot dog.
I ordered it plain,
without any toppings.
I ordered in vain.
Well, I started eating,
then looked up in the air,
and I saw a sea gull,
which gave me a scare.
I covered my hot dog
a second too late.
What fell from that sea gull
is too gross to relate.
The top of my hot dog
is no longer bare.
It now has a topping
a sea gull put there.
Copyright © 2004, Robert Pottle
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