Spiders Scare Me Silly
 

Spiders Scare Me Silly

Spiders scare me silly.
I'm also scared of bats.
I shiver at the sight of snails,
puppy dogs, or cats.

I'm anxious eating apples
cause I might find a worm.
I scream if someone sneezes -
I'm scared to death of germs.

I'm terrified of toilets,
mirrors, sinks and showers.
If someone mentions locker rooms
I run and hide for hours.

I'm horrified of Halloween,
but also Valentine's.
I'm even scared of my own name
because I'm Frank N. Stein.
 
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