Play Ball The dugout's where I get to play when baseball season's here. For basketball I play the bench. Sometimes I get to cheer. For golf I get to caddy clubs. They say I should have fun. At soccer sideline standing I'm the best bar none. Perhaps it's 'cause I'm clumsy, or maybe 'cause I'm small, in any case, when playing sports I never touch the ball. Copyright © 2000, Robert Pottle All Rights Reserved |