At the Farm

 
I heard a rabbit go, "oink oink." 
I heard a duck go, "moo." 
I heard a pig out in the mud 
go, "cock-a-doodle-doo." 
 
I'm sure I heard the horses quack, 
and then the roosters neigh. 
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm" 
was never sung this way. 
 
The sounds these creatures ought to make 
are taught in all the schools, 
but disregard those lessons learned; 
today is April Fool's! 

 
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