Hide and Go Seek

 
Milford Moe Mumford McMichaels the Moose
can't hide behind trees, not even a spruce.
You see his big antlers stick out from behind.
Wherever he hides he's so easy to find.
Which is sad 'cause he likes to play hide and go seek,
but his skills at this game are so woefully weak.
So if in Northern Maine you just happen to see
a lamppost with limbs look behind and there'll be
a moose with his eyes closed, not making a sound:
Milford Moe Mumford McMichaels is found.
 
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