Our Dog

 
Our dog eats from the garbage can,
     and stirs up quite a stink. 
Our dog eats from the garbage can,
     then goes to get a drink. 
Our dog drinks from the toilet bowl,
     disgusting but it's true. 
Our dog drinks from the toilet bowl,
     an awful thing to do. 
Our dog's a very friendly dog,
     although he's kinda thick. 
Our dog's a very friendly dog, but...
     his kisses make me sick. 

 
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